So I just saw a crumb of chocolate cake on my bed. And I tried to eat it, enjoying chocolate as I do.

Except, actually, it was lint.

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Further updates when I finally understand what happens in La Princesse de Clèves, and can explain it in terms that would make the SAT Verbal weep.

The liberty of the whole earth was depending on the issue of this contest, and was ever such a prize won with so little innocent blood? My own affections have been deeply wounded by some of the martyrs to this cause, but rather than it should have failed, I would have seen half the earth desolated. Were there but an Adam and an Eve left in every ( Read more... )

This post mainly exists because of my friend Kate, who apparently misses my particular depravity.

Fun fact: I am really, really stupid in all my classes. This is what happens when you place me in a conference, discussion-based environment. I either ramble on about historical tangents only vaguely related to the topic, or I say whatever dumb ( Read more... )

I've had classes for a week now, hurrah? Really the exact opposite of hurrah, I don't exactly like school. I don't hate it, but it isn't my favorite place to be.
( What I am taking )